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Simon Adams

PLACE OF BIRTH : Dundee, UK
NATIVE ACCENT : East Coast Scottish
HEIGHT : 5’9
WEIGHT : 160lbs
EYE COLOUR : Green
HAIR COLOUR : Auburn
BEARD COLOUR : Red
SUIT : 38S
WAIST : 32in
SHOE : US10

“It’s shite being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low! The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization!”